Valentine’s Day Nears an End with Dark Breaking News . . . . . . .

What a sad occasion on this Magical Day of Love, February 14th, to have foreboding news arrive via the enchanted forest that Cupid has been seriously injured with an arrow through his head.

We will have more details later; but rumor has it Cupid’s hands were slippery from a 20-pound chocolate heart he had been gnawing on for weeks. It has been reported he had already eaten a butt-load of the heart before his accident.

What a way to end Valentine’s Day!

Stay tuned . . . .

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About thorns4roses

I am passionate about animals, poetry, music, photography & writing. It’s great to be alive & part of a world on the cusp of changing for the better. "Learn to Love with all your heart & accept the unlovable sides. For everyone can Love a rose but only a great heart can include the thorns. . . ." Unknown
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3 Responses to Valentine’s Day Nears an End with Dark Breaking News . . . . . . .

  1. so there’s a vacancy? how does one apply?

    • thorns4roses says:

      I am uncertain of the job qualifications for Cupid’s position but believe you could check with Divinity’s Work Shop of Matchmaking via the Enchanted Forest. Since you are taking a sabbatical, it might be an interesting trip to make in your spare time to check out qualifications. I imagine one would have to be in pretty good shape, be a sharp shooter with a bow and arrow and able to fly. It might be very tempting to over-dose on chocolate during certain holidays, so there could be a few drawbacks; however, certain the satisfaction of working with Laws of Attraction (Infatuation plus or minus to begin with) would far outweigh the risks. What satisfaction it would bring to successfully match individuals on a planet that needs so much love. Throughout the years, however, I have heard of some unsuccessful attempts with Cupid’s matchmaking . . .maybe he also dips into the sauce during the holidays and gets pretty reckless with the bow and arrow. Keep us posted!!!

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